OT: Humor - types of crossbred dogs

[J Miller]

Check out these types of crossbred dogs...

Pointer + Setter = Poinsetter, a traditional Christmas pet

Kerry Blue Terrier + Skye Terrier = Blue Skye, a dog for visionaries

Great Pyrenees + Dachshund = Pyradachs, a puzzling breed

Pekingnese + Lhasa Apso = Peekasso, an abstract dog

Irish Water Spaniel + English Springer Spaniel = Irish Springer, a dog fresh and clean as a whistle

Labrador Retriever + Curly Coated Retriever = Lab Coat Retriever, the choice of research scientists everywhere

Newfoundland + Basset Hound = Newfound Asset Hound, a dog for financial advisors

Terrier + Bulldog = Terribull, a dog that makes awful mistakes

Bloodhound + Labrador = Blabador, a dog that barks incessantly

Malamute + Pointer = Moot Point, a dog that....oh, well, it doesn't matter anyway

Collie + Malamute = Commute, a dog that travels to work

Deerhound + Terrier = Derriere, a dog that's true to the end

Bull Terrier + Shitzu = Bullshitz, a gregarious but unreliable breed



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Joe

[awp101]

And that one is going out to my email list...

[Borregos]

[20cows]

I love it!

[Gun Runner]

Many years ago when my 2 oldest boys were just little guys I had a big black german shepard. Was up at the gun range as they were having a B B Q and open house type thing. The boys had the dog on a leash walking him when 2 old timers stopped them and asked what kind of dog it was. (remember these kids are 3 and 5 yrs old) the oldest one looked the man in the face and said"A Black One Sir" His partner asked him if he had anymore questions for the kid and he said "NO"

Gun Runner

[Jaguarundi]

[Ysabel Kid]

I think I've seen some of those dogs!

[alnitak]

[piller]

Akita + Chihuahua=Aichihuahua a breed famous for being talked about in movies.
Bull Mastiff+Norwegian Elkhound= Bull Elk, a breed known for it's strange yodelling call.