The CIA had an opening for an assassin. After all the background checks, interviews and testing were done, there were three finalists: two men and a woman.
For the final test, the CIA agents took one of the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun. "We must know that you will follow your instructions no matter what the circumstances. Inside the room you will find your wife sitting in a chair. Kill her." The man said "You can't be serious. I could never shoot my wife". The agent said, "Then you are not the right man for this job. Take your wife and go home".
The second man was given the same instructions. He took the gun and went into the room. All was quiet for about five minutes. The man came out with tears in his eyes, "I tried, but I can't kill my wife." The agent said, "You don't have what it takes, so take your wife and go home."
Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was given the same instructions: to kill her husband. She took the gun and went into the room. Shots were heard one after another. They heard screaming, crashing, and banging on the walls. After a few minutes, all was quiet. The door opened slowly and there stood the woman, wiping sweat from her brow. "The gun was loaded with blanks" she said. "I had to kill him with the chair."
Why Women Make Better Assassins
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Why Women Make Better Assassins
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Re: Why Women Make Better Assassins
I'm not sure that I find this to be a believable scenario.
I believe that at least one of the men would have shot his wife and come out of the room giggling about it.
As to the woman, I don't believe she could have killed her husband with a chair.
If she had handed him the gun and said "We need to talk", whereupon he voluntarily blew his own brains out...
...THAT I'd believe...
I believe that at least one of the men would have shot his wife and come out of the room giggling about it.
As to the woman, I don't believe she could have killed her husband with a chair.
If she had handed him the gun and said "We need to talk", whereupon he voluntarily blew his own brains out...
...THAT I'd believe...
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FWiedner wrote:If she had handed him the gun and said "We need to talk", whereupon he voluntarily blew his own brains out...
...THAT I'd believe...
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She could have just sucked the life out of him by talking too much then he would have killed himself.
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I for one am going to start screwing down the chairs in the house. 
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Re: Why Women Make Better Assassins
Hey, Blaine said it so I believe it...
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Re: Why Women Make Better Assassins
What kind of wives do you guys have.....or have had? 
Of course, IF I'd have gone in the room, it would have been a shootout not a killing.
And I wouldn't bet against her!
Of course, IF I'd have gone in the room, it would have been a shootout not a killing.
And I wouldn't bet against her!
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Re: Why Women Make Better Assassins
LETS GO SHOOT'N BOYS
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I'm just wondering... if he'd just pushed it the rest of the way in, if she'd have deflated like a real airhead?RIHMFIRE wrote:he should have nailed her!
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What would take me a 44 Mag, followed by a couple rounds of 12 gauge, my wife can somehow manage to accomplish with just a few words. . . a mere sentence fragment. . . !!! If she completes a sentence, it equates roughly to what I could do with a 500 S&W, and if she gets to the paragraph level when she's angry, I'd need an Apache helicopter with a 20mm MiniGun to even approach the level of carnage she can cause...FWiedner wrote:If she had handed him the gun and said "We need to talk", whereupon he voluntarily blew his own brains out...
...just using WORDS...!
Must be a left-brain thing.
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I'm just saving this space for when I feel comfortable enough to describe how I nipped that, "...let's talk..." thing in the bud... But, since she's still alive... I have to wait!AJMD429 wrote:What would take me a 44 Mag, followed by a couple rounds of 12 gauge, my wife can somehow manage to accomplish with just a few words. . . a mere sentence fragment. . . !!! If she completes a sentence, it equates roughly to what I could do with a 500 S&W, and if she gets to the paragraph level when she's angry, I'd need an Apache helicopter with a 20mm MiniGun to even approach the level of carnage she can cause...FWiedner wrote:If she had handed him the gun and said "We need to talk", whereupon he voluntarily blew his own brains out...
...just using WORDS...!
Must be a left-brain thing.
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+1!rjohns94 wrote:I for one am going to start screwing down the chairs in the house.
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Obviously a former Marine.
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