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Didn't see this one coming!

#1 Post by Ysabel Kid » Mon Aug 07, 2017 3:15 pm

A woman entered a drug store, approached the pharmacist and announced: “I’d like to buy some cyanide.”

“Why in the world do you need cyanide?”

“I need it so I can poison my husband.”

The pharmacist was knocked back on his heels. “Are you insane? I can’t sell you cyanide so you can commit murder. We’d both go to jail. Why don’t you just get a divorce?”

The woman reached into her purse and pulled out a photo of her husband in bed with the pharmacist’s wife.

The pharmacist looked at the photo for a few seconds, then looked up and said, “You didn’t tell me you had a prescription.”
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Re: Didn't see this one coming!

#2 Post by Chuck 100 yd » Mon Aug 07, 2017 3:28 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol:

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#3 Post by gamekeeper » Mon Aug 07, 2017 5:10 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol:
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#4 Post by BlaineG » Mon Aug 07, 2017 5:51 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol:
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#5 Post by Pete44ru » Mon Aug 07, 2017 7:54 pm

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I LIKE it ! ! ! . :mrgreen:


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#6 Post by rodeo kid » Tue Aug 08, 2017 11:36 am

Yes well OK, I see the logic. :D
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#7 Post by octagon » Tue Aug 08, 2017 8:14 pm

Good one! A joke for Piller to take to work.

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#8 Post by Sixgun » Tue Aug 08, 2017 9:35 pm

Not bad Kid, not bad at all!

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Re: Didn't see this one coming!

#9 Post by JReed » Wed Aug 09, 2017 11:25 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol:
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