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Didn't see this one coming!

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A woman entered a drug store, approached the pharmacist and announced: “I’d like to buy some cyanide.”

“Why in the world do you need cyanide?”

“I need it so I can poison my husband.”

The pharmacist was knocked back on his heels. “Are you insane? I can’t sell you cyanide so you can commit murder. We’d both go to jail. Why don’t you just get a divorce?”

The woman reached into her purse and pulled out a photo of her husband in bed with the pharmacist’s wife.

The pharmacist looked at the photo for a few seconds, then looked up and said, “You didn’t tell me you had a prescription.”
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:lol: :lol: :lol:
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:lol: :lol: :lol:
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:lol: :lol: :lol:
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I LIKE it ! ! ! . :mrgreen:


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Yes well OK, I see the logic. :D
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Good one! A joke for Piller to take to work.
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Not bad Kid, not bad at all!

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:lol: :lol: :lol:
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