Didn't see this one coming!
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Didn't see this one coming!
A woman entered a drug store, approached the pharmacist and announced: “I’d like to buy some cyanide.”
“Why in the world do you need cyanide?”
“I need it so I can poison my husband.”
The pharmacist was knocked back on his heels. “Are you insane? I can’t sell you cyanide so you can commit murder. We’d both go to jail. Why don’t you just get a divorce?”
The woman reached into her purse and pulled out a photo of her husband in bed with the pharmacist’s wife.
The pharmacist looked at the photo for a few seconds, then looked up and said, “You didn’t tell me you had a prescription.”
“Why in the world do you need cyanide?”
“I need it so I can poison my husband.”
The pharmacist was knocked back on his heels. “Are you insane? I can’t sell you cyanide so you can commit murder. We’d both go to jail. Why don’t you just get a divorce?”
The woman reached into her purse and pulled out a photo of her husband in bed with the pharmacist’s wife.
The pharmacist looked at the photo for a few seconds, then looked up and said, “You didn’t tell me you had a prescription.”
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Re: Didn't see this one coming!
If more men loved and cherished their wives as much as I love bacon the world would be a much better place.
Re: Didn't see this one coming!
The Rotten Fruit Always Hits The Ground First
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Re: Didn't see this one coming!
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I LIKE it ! ! ! .
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I LIKE it ! ! ! .
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Re: Didn't see this one coming!
Yes well OK, I see the logic.
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TRUISM: if guns are outlawed, only outlaws will have guns. So, my advice is: Buy more guns!
Re: Didn't see this one coming!
Good one! A joke for Piller to take to work.
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Re: Didn't see this one coming!
Not bad Kid, not bad at all!
That's been a reason for killing people since mankind began. I'd kill for a whole lot less.----6
That's been a reason for killing people since mankind began. I'd kill for a whole lot less.----6
Re: Didn't see this one coming!
Jeremy
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To err is human, To forgive is devine, Neither of which is Marine Corps policy
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GySgt USMC Ret
To err is human, To forgive is devine, Neither of which is Marine Corps policy
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