Joke - Homeless man

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t.r.
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Joke - Homeless man

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I talked to a homeless man this morning and asked him how he ended up this way.

He said, "Up until last week, I still had it all. I had plenty to eat, my clothes were washed and pressed, I had a roof over my head, I had TV and Internet, and I went to the gym and the library.
I was working on my MBA on-line. I had no bills and no debt.
I even had full medical coverage."

I felt sorry for him, so I asked, "What happened? Drugs? Alcohol? Divorce?"

"Oh no, nothing like that," he said. "No, no... I was paroled."
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Re: Joke - Homeless man

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Truth is stranger than fiction.................. :roll:

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Re: Joke - Homeless man

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:o He forgot to mention the Suprise Sex @ 2AM.....
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