A Magic Potion
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A Magic Potion
On his 50th anniversary, a man got a gift certificate from his wife. The
certificate paid for a visit to a medicine man living on the nearby Indian reservation who was rumored to have a wonderful cure for erectile dysfunction.
After being persuaded, he drove to the reservation, handed his gift
certificate to the medicine man and wondered what he was in for. The old man slowly, methodically, produced a potion, handed it to him, and with a grip on his shoulder, warned, "This is powerful medicine and must be
respected. You take only a teaspoonful and then say '1-2-3'. When you do that, you will become more manly than you have ever been in your life and you can perform as long as you want."
The man was encouraged.
As he walked away, he turned and asked, "How do I stop the medicine from working?"
"Your partner must say '1-2-3-4', " the medicine man responded. "But when she does, the medicine will not work again until the next full moon."
He was very eager to see if it worked so he went home, showered, shaved, took a spoonful of the medicine and then invited his wife to join him in
the bedroom. When she came in, he took off his clothes and said, "1-2-3" !
Immediately he was the manliest of men.
His wife was excited and began throwing off her clothes.
And then she asked, "What was the 1-2-3 for?"
And that, boys and girls, is why we should never end our sentences with a preposition: because we could end up with a dangling participle.
certificate paid for a visit to a medicine man living on the nearby Indian reservation who was rumored to have a wonderful cure for erectile dysfunction.
After being persuaded, he drove to the reservation, handed his gift
certificate to the medicine man and wondered what he was in for. The old man slowly, methodically, produced a potion, handed it to him, and with a grip on his shoulder, warned, "This is powerful medicine and must be
respected. You take only a teaspoonful and then say '1-2-3'. When you do that, you will become more manly than you have ever been in your life and you can perform as long as you want."
The man was encouraged.
As he walked away, he turned and asked, "How do I stop the medicine from working?"
"Your partner must say '1-2-3-4', " the medicine man responded. "But when she does, the medicine will not work again until the next full moon."
He was very eager to see if it worked so he went home, showered, shaved, took a spoonful of the medicine and then invited his wife to join him in
the bedroom. When she came in, he took off his clothes and said, "1-2-3" !
Immediately he was the manliest of men.
His wife was excited and began throwing off her clothes.
And then she asked, "What was the 1-2-3 for?"
And that, boys and girls, is why we should never end our sentences with a preposition: because we could end up with a dangling participle.
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Re: A Magic Potion
Blaine you have too much time on your hands.
That was really bad.
That was really bad.
a Pennsylvanian who has been accused of clinging to my religion and my guns......Good assessment skills.
Re: A Magic Potion
Oh chit
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Re: A Magic Potion
Didn't see that one coming...
(Neither did the wife...)
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(Neither did the wife...)
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If more men loved and cherished their wives as much as I love bacon the world would be a much better place.
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I walked right into that one!
Where is that dang head-smacking smiley when I need it?
Where is that dang head-smacking smiley when I need it?
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Re: A Magic Potion
Or the short end of the stick!
30/30 Winchester: Not accurate enough fer varmints, barely adequate for small deer; BUT In a 10" to 14" barrelled pistol; is good for moose/elk to 200 yards; ground squirrels to 300 metres
250 Savage... its what the 223 wishes it could be...!
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Blaine, You need to go up in the hills with some guns & do some shooting!!
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Re: A Magic Potion
Go to your room, Blaine.
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That's what a guy gets for trying to surprise a woman.
No good deed goes un-punished.
No good deed goes un-punished.
Government office attracts the power-mad, yet it's people who just want to be left alone to live life on their own terms who are considered dangerous.
History teaches that it's a small window in which people can fight back before it is too dangerous to fight back.
History teaches that it's a small window in which people can fight back before it is too dangerous to fight back.