A Magic Potion

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A Magic Potion

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On his 50th anniversary, a man got a gift certificate from his wife. The
certificate paid for a visit to a medicine man living on the nearby Indian reservation who was rumored to have a wonderful cure for erectile dysfunction.
After being persuaded, he drove to the reservation, handed his gift
certificate to the medicine man and wondered what he was in for. The old man slowly, methodically, produced a potion, handed it to him, and with a grip on his shoulder, warned, "This is powerful medicine and must be
respected. You take only a teaspoonful and then say '1-2-3'. When you do that, you will become more manly than you have ever been in your life and you can perform as long as you want."
The man was encouraged.
As he walked away, he turned and asked, "How do I stop the medicine from working?"
"Your partner must say '1-2-3-4', " the medicine man responded. "But when she does, the medicine will not work again until the next full moon."
He was very eager to see if it worked so he went home, showered, shaved, took a spoonful of the medicine and then invited his wife to join him in
the bedroom. When she came in, he took off his clothes and said, "1-2-3" !
Immediately he was the manliest of men.
His wife was excited and began throwing off her clothes.
And then she asked, "What was the 1-2-3 for?"
And that, boys and girls, is why we should never end our sentences with a preposition: because we could end up with a dangling participle.
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Blaine you have too much time on your hands.
That was really bad.
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Oh chit :lol:
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Didn't see that one coming...

(Neither did the wife...) :wink:

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:lol: :lol: :lol:
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I walked right into that one!

Where is that dang head-smacking smiley when I need it? :lol:
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BlaineG wrote: Tue Jun 06, 2017 11:23 am And that, boys and girls, is why we should never end our sentences with a preposition: because we could end up with a dangling participle.
Or the short end of the stick! :P
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:lol: :lol: :lol:
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:lol: too ...
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Blaine, You need to go up in the hills with some guns & do some shooting!! :lol:



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Go to your room, Blaine.

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That's what a guy gets for trying to surprise a woman.

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