The drunk

[GunnyMack]

Subject: SASKATCHEWAN DRUNK

Recently, during a routine patrol, an RCMP patrolman parked down the
street outside a Legion Hall just off the main Street at Estevan,
Saskatchewan.

After last call, the officer observed a man leaving the Legion Hall.
The gentleman was so intoxicated that he could barely walk. He then
stumbled around the parking lot for a few minutes, with the officer
quietly observing. After what seemed an eternity and trying his keys
on five different vehicles, the man managed to find his car, which he
fell into. He sat there for a few minutes and then threw a hook and
line out the window and seemed to be trying to catch a fish. A number
of other patrons paid no attention to this crazy drunk as they left
the bar and drove off.

Finally the drunk started the car, switched the wipers on and off (it
was a fine, dry summer night) flicked the blinkers on and off a couple
of times, honked the horn, and switched on the headlights. He then
pulled in the hook and line and moved the vehicle forward a few
inches, reversed a little and then remained still for a few more
minutes as some more of the other patron vehicles left. At last, the
parking lot was empty; he pulled out of the parking lot and started to
drive slowly down the road.

The officer, having patiently waited all this time, now started up the
patrol car, put on the flashing lights, and promptly pulled the man
over.

He performed a Breathalyzer test on the gentleman who cooperated
fully, and to his amazement the Breathalyzer indicated no evidence of
the man having consumed any alcohol at all!

Dumbfounded, the officer said, "I'll have to ask you to accompany me
to Headquarters. This Breathalyzer equipment must be broken."
"I doubt it," said the truly proud Saskie, "tonight I'm the designated decoy."

[Chuck 100 yd]

[FWiedner]

Got me.

[Blaine]

[M. M. Wright]

[rodeo kid]

That is just wrong.