WARNING: Cover Your Keyboard !
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WARNING: Cover Your Keyboard !
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A father walked into a restaurant with his young son, and sat at a table with him.
He gave the young boy 3 nickels to play with, to keep him occupied hile awaiting their meal.
Suddenly the boy started choking, going blue in the face.
The father realized the boy has swallowed the nickels and starts slapping him on the back.
The boy coughed up 2 of the 3 nickels, but kept choking anyway.
The father panicked, shouting for help.
Across the same restaurant, a well dressed, attractive, and serious-looking woman in a blue business suit was sitting at the coffee bar, reading her newspaper and sipping on a cup of coffee.
At the sound of the commotion, she looked up, put her coffee cup down neatly, folded the newspaper and placed it on the counter - then got up from her seat and makes her way, unhurried, across the restaurant.
Upon reaching the still choking boy, the woman carefully pulled down his pants, grasped the boy’s testicles, and started to squeeze and twist - gently at first, and then ever so more firmly.
After a few seconds the boy convulsed violently and coughed up the last nickel - which the woman deftly caught in her free hand.
Releasing the boy’s testicles, the woman handed the nickel to the father, and walked back to her seat in the coffee bar without saying a word..............
As soon as he is sure that his son has suffered no ill effects, the father went over to the woman and started to thank her saying:
"I’ve never seen anybody do anything like that before, it was fantastic ! Are you a doctor ? "
"No", the woman replied, " I'm a divorce lawyer."
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A father walked into a restaurant with his young son, and sat at a table with him.
He gave the young boy 3 nickels to play with, to keep him occupied hile awaiting their meal.
Suddenly the boy started choking, going blue in the face.
The father realized the boy has swallowed the nickels and starts slapping him on the back.
The boy coughed up 2 of the 3 nickels, but kept choking anyway.
The father panicked, shouting for help.
Across the same restaurant, a well dressed, attractive, and serious-looking woman in a blue business suit was sitting at the coffee bar, reading her newspaper and sipping on a cup of coffee.
At the sound of the commotion, she looked up, put her coffee cup down neatly, folded the newspaper and placed it on the counter - then got up from her seat and makes her way, unhurried, across the restaurant.
Upon reaching the still choking boy, the woman carefully pulled down his pants, grasped the boy’s testicles, and started to squeeze and twist - gently at first, and then ever so more firmly.
After a few seconds the boy convulsed violently and coughed up the last nickel - which the woman deftly caught in her free hand.
Releasing the boy’s testicles, the woman handed the nickel to the father, and walked back to her seat in the coffee bar without saying a word..............
As soon as he is sure that his son has suffered no ill effects, the father went over to the woman and started to thank her saying:
"I’ve never seen anybody do anything like that before, it was fantastic ! Are you a doctor ? "
"No", the woman replied, " I'm a divorce lawyer."
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Re: WARNING: Cover Your Keyboard !
That was a good one!!!
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Re: WARNING: Cover Your Keyboard !
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Re: WARNING: Cover Your Keyboard !
Good one.
And here I was...
...Thinking you were going to say the father promptly shoved 3 nickles into HIS mouth!!!
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And here I was...
...Thinking you were going to say the father promptly shoved 3 nickles into HIS mouth!!!
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I can prove she isn't a divorce lawyer... or any kind of lawyer...
If she was a Lawyer, she would have kept it. 33% of regained assets even after someone else had done most of the work is about right.
Proof.Releasing the boy’s testicles, the woman handed the nickel to the father, and walked back to her seat in the coffee bar without saying a word..............
If she was a Lawyer, she would have kept it. 33% of regained assets even after someone else had done most of the work is about right.
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If more men loved and cherished their wives as much as I love bacon the world would be a much better place.
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I guess that might be funny if I didn't have 3 ex wives.
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