Apologize if this has been posted afore ...
An elderly couple had just learned how to send text messages on their cell phones. The wife was a romantic type and the husband was more of a no-nonsense guy.
One afternoon the wife went out to meet a friend for coffee. She decided to send her husband a romantic text message and she wrote:
"If you are sleeping, send me your dreams.
If you are laughing, send me your smile.
If you are eating, send me a bite.
If you are drinking, send me a sip.
If you are crying, send me your tears.
I love you."
The husband texted back to her: "I'm on the toilet.
Please advise."
Morning smile
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Bill in Oregon
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Re: Morning smile
If more men loved and cherished their wives as much as I love bacon the world would be a much better place.
Re: Morning smile
Because I Can, and Have
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Always consult an expert first.
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M. M. Wright
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Re: Morning smile
M. M. Wright, Sheriff, Green county Arkansas (1860)
Currently living my eternal life.
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Currently living my eternal life.
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Re: Morning smile
That sounds like my wife. She is as left brain as any scientist.
D. Brian Casady
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Advanced is being able to do the basics while your leg is on fire---Bill Jeans
Don't ever take a fence down until you know why it was put up---Robert Frost
Quid Llatine Dictum Sit, Altum Viditur.
Advanced is being able to do the basics while your leg is on fire---Bill Jeans
Don't ever take a fence down until you know why it was put up---Robert Frost
Re: Morning smile
Well,OK. 
Member : NRA
Oklahoma Rifle Assoc.
NPPAS
TRUISM: if guns are outlawed, only outlaws will have guns. So, my advice is: Buy more guns!
Oklahoma Rifle Assoc.
NPPAS
TRUISM: if guns are outlawed, only outlaws will have guns. So, my advice is: Buy more guns!