"Which Door" Do You Use???

Old No7 · Post by **Old No7** » Sat Mar 11, 2017 4:23 pm

"Which Door" do you use???

The choice seems pretty clear to me ! ! !

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GunnyMack · Post by **GunnyMack** » Sat Mar 11, 2017 4:26 pm

Normally I use the back door! Each morning I water the flowers, rain or shine, hot or cold.
When you stand to pee, the world is your urinal!

JerryB · Post by **JerryB** » Sat Mar 11, 2017 9:59 pm

Reckon being raised in the woods or the country is not like being town raised. If it's raining hard the carport has a good roof to stand under.

Sixgun · Post by **Sixgun** » Sat Mar 11, 2017 10:59 pm

GunnyMack wrote:Normally I use the back door! Each morning I water the flowers, rain or shine, hot or cold.
When you stand to pee, the world is your urinal!

The only way I can stand to pee is to stand on the top of a step ladder. I won't hurt myself this way. Then it takes awhile to "put everything away". I was thinking about buying a hose reel and mounting it on my belt.----6

mack · Post by **mack** » Sat Mar 11, 2017 11:50 pm

GunnyMack wrote:Normally I use the back door! Each morning I water the flowers, rain or shine, hot or cold.
When you stand to pee, the world is your urinal!

Gunny, it's 4 degrees here right now. I've learned to use the little room down the hall! (oh, at -30 it will freeze on contact with the deck, believe me!)

hayabusa · Post by **hayabusa** » Sun Mar 12, 2017 12:18 am

Dang mack, if it contacts the deck it must be very long or you are very short legged!
My condolences to Sixgun.
I do love a good story.

busa

mark · Post by **mark** » Sun Mar 12, 2017 12:50 am

I try to use the "mens" door when not at home.

Although at my age a personal pet bottle can sometimes be very welcome.

As for "water" pills, I have NO knowledge personally of them.

Forgetfully your's, Mark.

Sixgun · Post by **Sixgun** » Sun Mar 12, 2017 11:03 am

hayabusa wrote:Dang mack, if it contacts the deck it must be very long or you are very short legged!
My condolences to Sixgun.
I do love a good story.

busa

Don't believe the story........

......with winter clothes on I sometimes can't make it "out".

Ya know, there is something about a male ego that using the world as our bathroom gives great personal pleasure. I wonder if it has to do with "marking your territory".----6

Pitchy · Post by **Pitchy** » Sun Mar 12, 2017 3:27 pm

The day I can`t step out the door and take a leak is the day I die, getting worse all the time darn satellites watching your every move.
Have a out door shower too I enjoy very much except in the winter of coarse.
Used to be able to stop along the road and relieve ones self to, what`s the world coming too but them days are gone too.
And Six your only at the step ladder stage, I use a extension ladder.

mack · Post by **mack** » Sun Mar 12, 2017 8:53 pm

Pitchy wrote:The day I can`t step out the door and take a leak is the day I die, getting worse all the time darn satellites watching your every move.
Have a out door shower too I enjoy very much except in the winter of coarse.
Used to be able to stop along the road and relieve ones self to, what`s the world coming too but them days are gone too.
And Six your only at the step ladder stage, I use a extension ladder.

It's not a matter of "can't" step out, it's a a matter of it's to dang cold to want to! Even if I use Sixguns' step ladder!
Oh, Google earth is good, but I haven't noticed you yet, but then I'm not sure I want to look!

handirifle · Post by **handirifle** » Sun Mar 12, 2017 9:03 pm

Sounds like some of you fellah's need a nudge. YER DREAMIN!!!!!

hayabusa · Post by **hayabusa** » Sun Mar 12, 2017 9:38 pm

Well my three sons and I keep our territory properly marked regularly.

busa

Sixgun · Post by **Sixgun** » Mon Mar 13, 2017 12:14 am

Ok, I usually don't talk about such things but mine is only 2"....................................................................from the ground.

---6

Old Ironsights · Post by **Old Ironsights** » Mon Mar 13, 2017 8:07 am

Post by **Ysabel Kid** » Tue Mar 14, 2017 6:13 pm

I can remember when Y2K was very young, in the potty-training years, and we were outside with me working in the yard. I was filthy; covered in dirt, mud, leaves, etc. He says "Daddy, I gotta go pee". I did not want to take him inside, and incur the wrath of SWMBO (who also cleans the house). I also didn't want to undo his potty training. So I told him to go pee on a tree. I had to explain it to him, that it was okay for guys to pee outside because we could do so standing up. Well, it backfired. For the next month all he wanted to do was pee outside when he had to go. He would literally stand at the door to the back yard and ask to go outside. I think he hit every tree a dozen times.

Yep, we mark our territories - and it is instinct!

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