Making the rounds ....
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Making the rounds ....
Gave me a giggle.
A MALE FAIRY TALE
Once upon a time, a Prince asked a beautiful Princess, "Will you marry me?"
The Princess immediately said, "No!"
And the Prince lived happily ever after, and rode motorcycles and dated
thin, long-legged, full-breasted women, and hunted and fished and raced
cars, and went to titty bars and dated ladies half his age and drank
whiskey, beer, and Captain Morgan, and never heard complaining and never paid
child support or alimony, and dated cheerleaders and kept his house and
guns, and ate spam and potato chips and beans, and blew enormous fanny burbs, and
never got cheated on while he was at work, and all his friends and family
thought he was cool as heck, and he had tons of money in the bank, and left
the toilet seat up.
The End.
A MALE FAIRY TALE
Once upon a time, a Prince asked a beautiful Princess, "Will you marry me?"
The Princess immediately said, "No!"
And the Prince lived happily ever after, and rode motorcycles and dated
thin, long-legged, full-breasted women, and hunted and fished and raced
cars, and went to titty bars and dated ladies half his age and drank
whiskey, beer, and Captain Morgan, and never heard complaining and never paid
child support or alimony, and dated cheerleaders and kept his house and
guns, and ate spam and potato chips and beans, and blew enormous fanny burbs, and
never got cheated on while he was at work, and all his friends and family
thought he was cool as heck, and he had tons of money in the bank, and left
the toilet seat up.
The End.
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Re: Making the rounds ....
That's a great one Bill. Thanks for the chuckle. Something to be said for having a gal around though.
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Re: Making the rounds ....
Yeah, getting old wouldn't be much fun without my bride in my life.
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Re: Making the rounds ....
When you stand to pee, the world is your urinal! Words to live by!
These days kids aren't allowed to pee outside- WTF is wrong with these people!
Sorry went Off topic...
These days kids aren't allowed to pee outside- WTF is wrong with these people!
Sorry went Off topic...
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Re: Making the rounds ....
And I thought this was going to be a tutorial on ammo makin'! Silly me...
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There is a fine line between hobby & obsession!
AND... I'm over it!!
No I ain't ready, but let's do it anyway!
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Re: Making the rounds ....
And I thought Blaine made that post!
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Re: Making the rounds ....
Ya but he`ll end up in a place where the beer glasses have holes in the bottom and the woman don`t.
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Re: Making the rounds ....
He lived happily ever after - makes me wonder how the princess made out?
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Re: Making the rounds ....
I'm sure there's a Princess fairy tale that tells HER side too.....Merle wrote:He lived happily ever after - makes me wonder how the princess made out?
(...probably written by the same person... )
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Re: Making the rounds ....
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When I told my Green-Eyed Monster that fairy tale, she just rolled her eyes at me, and gave me the "look"................
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When I told my Green-Eyed Monster that fairy tale, she just rolled her eyes at me, and gave me the "look"................
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Re: Making the rounds ....
Oh man...that was great....especially the part about "blowing enormous fanny burbs". After all these years, there's still nothing more funny than blasting a big one, you know, the kind that sound like a motor without a muffler starting up. When I'm in the vicinity of mom, I have to hold it in, but when around friends, I share.---6
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Re: Making the rounds ....
Six, no one has written about the subject of flatulence with the wit that Mark Twain did in his underground classic short piece, "1601,"
Scroll down past the history and backgrounders to the actual text -- an alleged conversation in the presence of Queen Elizabeth the Great:
http://archive.org/stream/160103190gut/3190.txt
Scroll down past the history and backgrounders to the actual text -- an alleged conversation in the presence of Queen Elizabeth the Great:
http://archive.org/stream/160103190gut/3190.txt