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Bill in Oregon
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Post by Bill in Oregon »

Gave me a giggle.

A MALE FAIRY TALE

Once upon a time, a Prince asked a beautiful Princess, "Will you marry me?"
The Princess immediately said, "No!"
And the Prince lived happily ever after, and rode motorcycles and dated
thin, long-legged, full-breasted women, and hunted and fished and raced
cars, and went to titty bars and dated ladies half his age and drank
whiskey, beer, and Captain Morgan, and never heard complaining and never paid
child support or alimony, and dated cheerleaders and kept his house and
guns, and ate spam and potato chips and beans, and blew enormous fanny burbs, and
never got cheated on while he was at work, and all his friends and family
thought he was cool as heck, and he had tons of money in the bank, and left
the toilet seat up.

The End.

:lol:
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That's a great one Bill. Thanks for the chuckle. Something to be said for having a gal around though.
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Yeah, getting old wouldn't be much fun without my bride in my life.

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When you stand to pee, the world is your urinal! Words to live by!
These days kids aren't allowed to pee outside- WTF is wrong with these people!
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And I thought this was going to be a tutorial on ammo makin'! Silly me... :P :P :P
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And I thought Blaine made that post!
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Ya but he`ll end up in a place where the beer glasses have holes in the bottom and the woman don`t. :lol:
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He lived happily ever after - makes me wonder how the princess made out? :lol:
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Merle wrote:He lived happily ever after - makes me wonder how the princess made out? :lol:
I'm sure there's a Princess fairy tale that tells HER side too.....

(...probably written by the same person... :lol: )
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When I told my Green-Eyed Monster that fairy tale, she just rolled her eyes at me, and gave me the "look"................ :roll:

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Oh man...that was great....especially the part about "blowing enormous fanny burbs". After all these years, there's still nothing more funny than blasting a big one, you know, the kind that sound like a motor without a muffler starting up. When I'm in the vicinity of mom, I have to hold it in, but when around friends, I share.---6
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Six, no one has written about the subject of flatulence with the wit that Mark Twain did in his underground classic short piece, "1601,"
Scroll down past the history and backgrounders to the actual text -- an alleged conversation in the presence of Queen Elizabeth the Great:

:lol:

http://archive.org/stream/160103190gut/3190.txt
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