A Termite Walks Into A Bar....
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A Termite Walks Into A Bar....
And, he asks:
Where is the bar tender?
Where is the bar tender?
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Re: A Termite Walks Into A Bar....
Right where the most beers been spilled
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You hear about the baby seal who walked into a club?
What in the wild world of sports is going on here
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http://instantrimshot.com/index.php?sou ... &play=truem.wun wrote:You hear about the baby seal who walked into a club?
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Re: A Termite Walks Into A Bar....
Yeah, it was the las thing to go through his mindm.wun wrote:You hear about the baby seal who walked into a club?
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A book walked into a bar. The Bartender rolled his eyes and said, "Please, no more stories".
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My Grandfather, a first generation American with a Father who was born in Ireland, was invited into a bar for a beer. My Grandfather, a sober, God fearing blacksmith who only drank water, milk, and Irish whiskey, took one taste and said, "if that is what it is all about, you might just as well pour it back into the horse as far as I am concerned". It may sound like a joke, but it was told to me as a true story. I heard it from several different people in the town where I grew up. Yes, we had some very different people out in the South
Western corner of Kansas.
Western corner of Kansas.
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I don't get it. Is he saying it looks & tastes like horse pee? What's funny about that?. . . It may sound like a joke, but it was told to me as a true story. I heard it from several different people in the town where I grew up. Yes, we had some very different people out in the South
Western corner of Kansas.
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Obviously he was served Budweiser.2571 wrote:I don't get it. Is he saying it looks & tastes like horse pee? What's funny about that?. . . It may sound like a joke, but it was told to me as a true story. I heard it from several different people in the town where I grew up. Yes, we had some very different people out in the South
Western corner of Kansas.
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Re: A Termite Walks Into A Bar....
I believe it was the "put it back in the horse" that was funny....at least to me...2571 wrote:I don't get it. Is he saying it looks & tastes like horse pee? What's funny about that?. . . It may sound like a joke, but it was told to me as a true story. I heard it from several different people in the town where I grew up. Yes, we had some very different people out in the South
Western corner of Kansas.
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Piller that is funny as hell. Anytime you can work livestock into a joke...it'll float. Thanks for the laugh
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+1. But what would you expect when someone likes water & milk with their whiskey?octagon wrote:Piller that is funny as hell. Anytime you can work livestock into a joke...it'll float. Thanks for the laugh
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Cutty Sark & milk is very popular where I live